Day 9: Swallow Class' Christmas Crackers

Swallow Class Advent 2025 from St John's CE Primary School on Vimeo.

Challenge: 

 

Challenge 1: What is your favourite Christmas Cracker joke?

Challenge 2: What is usually found inside a Christmas Cracker when you pull it?

Challenge 3: What sound does a Christmas Cracker make when it is pulled?

 

Post your answers here!

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Comments

Louisa in Hawk class

Tue, 09/12/2025 - 07:09

1. What do get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple? Pineapple

2. A joke, a hat and a little present

3. bang!

Olivia - Raven

Tue, 09/12/2025 - 08:18

Ben C Hawk class

Tue, 09/12/2025 - 08:19

1 My favourite Christmas cracker joke was why don't you see father Christmas at the hospital? Because he gets private elf care

2 A Christmas joke is normaly found inside a Christmas cracker

3 Boom, Bash. 

Robin Class

Tue, 09/12/2025 - 09:09

1) Sandy claus joke - What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas eve?

2) Hat/crown and toy with a joke

3) BANG!

 

Hawk Class 2025

Tue, 09/12/2025 - 09:18

Challenge 1: What is your favourite Christmas Cracker joke?

What is oh oh oh? Santa walking backwards! 

Challenge 2: What is usually found inside a Christmas Cracker when you pull it?

Paper hat, a joke and a little metal thing that you use to make cookies (Atti's crackers have these, apparently)

Challenge 3: What sound does a Christmas Cracker make when it is pulled?

BANG! BOOM! CRACK! POP!

bonus comment

What do you call a child born on Christmas? Mary Christmas - Archie R

Jesse in Dove class

Tue, 09/12/2025 - 17:38

Challenge 1. My favourite Christmas cracker joke this year is :

"What do you call a reindeer band?"

"The horn section!"

Challenge 2. When you pull a Christmas cracker, you find a joke, a paper crown/hat and a random gift.

Challenge 3. When you pull a Christmas cracker, it makes a loud "BANG!"

Isobel Dove Class

Tue, 09/12/2025 - 18:36

1. Why is Father Christmas in the hospital because he needed private Elf and car

2. A joke 

3. BANG!

Isobel Dove Class

Tue, 09/12/2025 - 18:36

1. Why is Father Christmas in the hospital because he needed private Elf and car

2. A joke 

3. BANG!

Alyssa- raven

Tue, 09/12/2025 - 20:42

1.all of them 

2.a paper crown,a joke

3.a popping sound 

 

Amelia- Raven Class

Tue, 09/12/2025 - 22:06

1. Q. Why don't we see Santa at the hospital? A. Because he has private elf-care.
2. A hat, joke, and sometimes a paper game, like a word search.
3.Boom!